• me: fuck, my flosser thing just broke!
  mak: good.
  me: um no. do you want a roommate with no teeth? i dont.
  

• me: this site is amazing: beinggayisawesome.com
  evilfuck: what kind of site is it?
  me: well
  me: its about being gay
  me: and how its awesome
  

  ---------------------------------------------------

  mexico!: that's the guy with the lazy eye, right?
  me: um
  me: maybe?
  mexico!: yeah...i think so...look at his picture
  me: haha
  me: i happen to find him cute
  me: but i wouldn't touch it
  mexico!: lol
  mexico!: his lazy eye?
  me: lol
  me: that either

• in reference to my profile pic:
  aussie: its a fuckin foxy pic
  aussie: i would hit that
  aussie: OH WAIT I DID
  

• SUSPIRIA4: lol he's nice, just slower than christ's return

• Bryboy12: look i just need to be fucked i dnt give a shit about talking just need it worked out

• aussie: if we ever have sex again, ever, im not going to do it unless i'm wearing blackface and a black condom
  aussie: and i will only talk in 50 cent lyrics

• "children have glorious cum"

• OrlandoDisneyBoy: i also wonder about the inference that hooking up is somehow disgusting - it speaks to an possible internalized homophobia - but thats a much longer discussion i dont have time for

• "if i have to see another blog headline reading something about pariz hilton or Steve Jobs' Cancer im gonna kill babies."

regarding the perez hilton assault:

• travis: all he got was a black eye
  travis: (pea)

• "i want a gap between my legs"

• see this video

• fragrantlovepieces: Looking for an obese unshowered elderly gentleman to vomit into my lap.....then squat over my face and dangle a hot,thick,peanutty loaf I can deepthroat,savor,chew then eat while jerking off

• me: im out of movies... so i dunno what im gonna watch next.
  latino guy from gay.cum: you should put a plastic bag over a babies head and watch it struggle to breath before it dies

• "add that to the whole mexican thing... and you are losing your cute points..."

• "vista's got a ton of awesome stuff"